In my element…

You saw the pictures, now here are the rest of the awesome chemistry puns…

  • I studied exothermic reactions before they were cool.
  • Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, but they said it was just OK.
  • Does anybody know any sodium puns? Na.
  • HOH HOH HOH HOH… sorry, water joke.
  • If someone asks if you’re Bi, tell them it’s none of their Bismuth.
  • Why do hamburgers yield lower energies than steak? Because they’re in the ground state.

Am I fluorine you with these chemistry puns yet?

  • What do you call iron flowing in the wind? Fe-breeze.
  • Chemists enjoy working with ammonia since it’s pretty basic stuff.
  • Helium walks into a bar; the bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.” Helium doesn’t react.
  • A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender smiles and says, “For you? No charge.”
  • A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Oh Bunsen, my flame,” the sodium pined. “I melt whenever I see you,” The Bunsen burner replied, “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”
  • Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” The husband replied, “Calm down, honey. We’ll find a solution.”
  • How often do I enjoy chemistry jokes? Periodically.

And now for another fun chemistry picture, brought to you by the “chemistry cat” meme…

His name’s Bond? I would have guessed Pussy Galore.

You may think chemistry puns argon, but there’s just some tin about them…

We’ll need some H2O to dissolve the problem.

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That’s a solid statement.

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Did he get the metal for his suit from a Ferrous Wheel?

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Up until then, he’d always been a rather negative guy.

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(If you can’t read, it says “Element of SURPRISE”) A chemistry teacher’s greatest weapon.

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These are the questions which HAuNTi me…

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OHH, I get it!

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Explosions are no laughing matter.

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Oxygen was surprised since Sodium’s usually pretty positive.

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Ion-estly don’t know what else to say…